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[2 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
So So Dumb: Bow Wow Drives Drunk, Confesses on Twitter

Bow Wow was driving while drunk and decided to let the whole world know via Twitter:

50 Cent, Fighting, Humor, Not a Good Look, Publicity Stunts, Rick Ross, SMH (A damn shame...), Scandalous, Videos, We Got Beef! »

[17 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]

50 Cent, Floyd Mayweather and Rick Ross' Son

That’s Rick Ross’ son taking pics with the rappers biggest foes, 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather!!! His son, along with his baby momma Tia, were hanging out with 50 Cent in Vegas at Floyd’s Big Boy Mansion. 50 was taking all types of ‘family-portaits’ with Ross’ son…THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK!!! Click to check out the video…

Fat Joe, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[15 Oct 2009 | 2 Comments | ]

Fat Joe J.O.S.E. 2 Album Flopped

Fat Joe’s latest album, Jealous Ones Still Envy 2, sold a dismal 8,300 copies, landing at the no. 73 spot in first week sales. After footage surfaced of 50 Cent being rushed to the hospital after listening to Fat Joe’s album, perhaps people (fearing for their lives) were “too scared” to buy the album…Fat Joe blamed the low sales on several pushbacks due to sample clearances and lack of promotion.

Exposed, In the News, R. Kelly, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[14 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]

R. Kelly in church

R. Kelly apparently isn’t smarter than a fifth grader…
How is it that one of the most talented and accomplished songwriters in the industry can’t read a damn book…
Kellz talks about his illiteracy…

“When I was trying to make it out here, I already knew, and I was stubborn about it,” he said. “I don’t even read really and I’m not afraid to say that. My cousins and brothers used to tease me ‘you can’t even read right. How you think you’re going to come up?’ The only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot. I went to high school and [my teacher] told me ‘you will one of the greatest writers of all time.’ I believed. You [have to] believe it. You can’t believe [anything] if you’re hating. You can’t achieve [anything] if you’re hating.”

Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Exposed, Humor, Jay-Z, Lil' Mama, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos »

[11 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]

Screenshot: Beyonce Tried To Stop Lil’ Mama From Running On Stage With Jay-Z
In the beginning of the video clip, Beyonce tries to desperately stop Lil’ Mama from making a damn fool of herself by crashing Jay-Z and Alicia Keys‘ ‘Empire State of Mind’ performance at the Video Music Awards…

Lil’ Mama went straight hood on Bey like “yo son, back up off me” and instead…..Click below to view the video:

Damn ___ is a helluva drug, Exposed, Humor, In the News, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos »

[5 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]
M-E-T-H-O-D MAN Arrested For Not Paying His T-A-X-E-S

Remember a couple of months ago when Method Man forgot to pay his taxes ‘because he got high’? The spliff is a helluva drug, cause he still ain’t remember (six months later) and got arrested today for tax evasion:

Hip hop artist Method Man surrendered on Staten Island this morning on charges of failing to pay taxes for four years.

The 38-year old artist, whose real name is Clifford Smith, did not pay any taxes for four years, according to prosecutors.

According to the D.A.’s office, Method Man owes $32,799 in taxes, a total that does not include fees or penalties.

He was charged with failure to pay personal income tax and earnings, as well as misdemeanor failure to pay taxes.

Smith will be arraigned at Staten Island Criminal Court later today. He faces a maximum of four years behind bars.

Check out the video below:

SMH!

Exposed, In the News, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...), Scandalous »

[3 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]

Mathew Knowles Paternity Suit TMZ

TMZ has learned a woman has filed a paternity case against Beyonce’s dad, Mathew Knowles.

We’ve learned Alexsandra Wright filed the case in L.A. County Superior Court. Wright lives in L.A. — she works in the name-branding business. We’re told she’s in her late 30s. Read full story…

Wow!!! Question: When Bey sings “All the single ladies put your hands up” will Tina be one of them? SMH!

50 Cent, Disses, Humor, Publicity Stunts, SMH (A damn shame...), Spoofs, Videos, We Got Beef! »

[30 Sep 2009 | One Comment | ]

Screenshot: 50 Cent Rushed To Hospital After Listening to Fat Joe's New Album
50 has released a new video thanking his supporter; he called Fat Joe “the worst thing that ever happened to hip hop.” He also showed the other ‘casualties’ that have occurred as a result of listening to Fat Joe’s music, including Young Buck falling off his bike, and random people falling off of tables, treadmills, etc…

Click below to view the video:

50 Cent, Disses, Humor, Publicity Stunts, SMH (A damn shame...), Spoofs, Videos, We Got Beef! »

[29 Sep 2009 | 2 Comments | ]

Screenshot: 50 Cent Rushed To Hospital After Listening to Fat Joe's New Album

50 Cent: “It was Fat Joe record, I listened to it and it hurt me”

Click below to view the video:


Fat Joe issued a response about the video, telling 50 Cent to “Get Off My D*ck”

Exposed, Fighting, Humor, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...), Throwback Videos, Videos, We Got Beef!, Yung Berg »

[28 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]
Video: Yung Berg Punched Again…Yells “Call The Cops”

Photo Credit: Bossip Check out this footage of this white dude giving Yung Herb AKA Yung Berg ‘tha business’ and smacking him like he stole somethin’ lol…Click below to view the video:



Poor thing…SMH!

Caption This, Hot or Not, Magazine Covers, Not a Good Look, Photoshop Wars, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[23 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]

Clipse "Dolls" Complex Magazine

Check out the Clipse on the October/November cover issue of Complex Magazine.
Ain’t these dudes supposed to be “Grindin”? Nope silly rabbit, judging by this colorful nonsense, Clipse are for kids…

Damn ___ is a helluva drug, Humor, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos »

[20 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]
Video: A Crackhead on Blind Date….

Find out what happens when Propecia, your average, everyday crackhead, goes on “Blind Date” with this nice ole’ white man…It’ll have you ‘crackin up’ lol…

(Warning: You must be 18 years or older to view this video):

Chris Brown, In the News, Rihanna, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[16 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]


Day 1 of community service for Breezycleaning up horse doo-doo

Chris Brown was was seen cleaning the grounds in and around a Virginia police horse stable Wednesday, part of his six-month community labor sentence.

Brown’s sentence, which amounts to more than 1,400 hours, will also include graffiti removal, washing cars, and cleaning and maintaining other grounds.

He will also serve a five-year probation sentence, attend a year of domestic violence classes and pay fines. Plus, he is also forbidden from contacting Rihanna for the next five years.

How it feel to wake up and be the sh*t and urine?

Fashion Disasters, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[9 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]

Lil’ Boosie looks ridiculous on this mixtape cover. “This is BAD, REAL BAD, Michael Jackson…”
“And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again”You Look Like a Damn Fool!!!

Celeb Look-Alikes, Humor, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos »

[9 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]



What do Flavor Flav and the Cryptkeeper have in common? Both
A) Are ugly ass motherf**kers
B) Have jacked up grills
C) Starr(ed) in late night horror shows
D) All of the above

If you answered D, then you are correct…(YEEAAHHH BOYY!!!)
Flavor Flav will be hosting a new TV series called Nite Tales, which is described as “Tales From the Hood meets Tales from the Crypt.”

Check out the trailer below:

Exposed, Hi Hater, Jay-Z, Not a Good Look, Quotables, SMH (A damn shame...), The Game, We Got Beef! »

[2 Sep 2009 | One Comment | ]

The Game has 3 major album releases and couple of mixtapes under his belt, and in that short span has mentioned Jay-Z (directly or indirectly) at least 77 times in his lyrics. We can understand a shoutout or a couple of honorable mentions here and there, but this is some straight up obssessed-groupie love sh*t. SMH

Check out The Game Jockin’ Jay-Z like no other (well Jim Jones comes close)Check out all of the song lyrics…

1. “No beef with Jay” “one blood”

2. “Got a hook from Faith, no verse from Jay
I guess on Westside Story he thought I spit in his face” “Westside Story”

3. “Dre told me he ain’t doin “Detox,” this his only run
Ma$e comin back, and Hovi done” “No more fun and games”

Check out the rest of the 74 song lyrics…

Fighting, Not a Good Look, Quotables, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos, We Got Beef!, Yung Berg »

[2 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]
Slap Me Around and Call Me Suzy!!!

Yung Herb talks about what went down the night Maino b**ch slapped him…

“Maino is a street dude who got time in jail. I’m a young and sexy dude…for the young and sexy period…”

This dude is softer than Charmin’s tissue, SMH
Check out the video below:

Humor, Not a Good Look, Question of the Day, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos »

[31 Aug 2009 | No Comment | ]
Video: Big Girl, Little Pony…What Can Go Wrong?

What happens when de big gal try ta ride de lil’ rodeo mon?
You know the ole saying…the bigger they come, the harder they fall…SMH
Check out the video below:

Caption This, Nas, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[22 Aug 2009 | 2 Comments | ]
I Ain’t Sayin’ She’s a Gold Digger….

Kelis apparently doesn’t think $50,000 a month for child support from Nas is enough…She is going to court seeking for a judge to increase that amount to $90,000…Here is the breakdown of the argument:

Nas pulls in…. $244,826 a month
Kelis rakes in a relatively paltry $13,744 a month

so….
Kelis should get child support totaling $17,225 a month
Kelis should get spousal support totaling $72,728
Nas should pay retro child support totaling $29,522
Nas should pay retro spousal support totaling $281,571

Now wouldn’t this be funny if she go through all this trouble in court and the child support gets reduced to let’s say $5,000 (think 50 Cent’s baby momma)

SMH

Dancing, Humor, It's a "G" Thing, Not a Good Look, Publicity Stunts, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos »

[26 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

Spectacular from Pretty Ricky prances around in a thong, showing off those fabulous gay stripper moves to the group’s new single “Tipsy”…It’s getting hard out there for the R&B male…

Click here to view the video

Magazine Covers, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...), Soulja Boy »

[16 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

Sh*t, we’re screwed…

Exposed, Magazine Covers, Not a Good Look, Rick Ross, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[12 May 2009 | No Comment | ]


Rick Ross has been exposed yet again…This time, he was on the cover of XXL magazine, sporting a pair of fake Louis Vuitton sunglasses. Below is a statement from representatives over at Louis Vuitton putting the former C.O. on blast for wearing the counterfeit glasses…

Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.

The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.

Sincerely,

Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier

First he got caught up in a big ass lie about not being a cop, now he’s bootlegging Louis Vuitton…This guy is really starting to look like, to quote 50 Cent, “The biggest fraud in hip hop”SMH….

Disses, Exposed, Hi Hater, Humor, It's a "G" Thing, Not a Good Look, Publicity Stunts, SMH (A damn shame...), Videos »

[20 Apr 2009 | One Comment | ]
Video: Tranny says Chingy ‘Likes it When He Puts It RIGHT THURR…”

Some transsexual rapper named Foxxjazell makes some shocking claims about Chingy on SD Radio…. he claims to have a past sexual relationship with Chingy; also says Chingy was the receiver, likes it rough, slow, whatever and more….[Wendy WIlliams voice] How U Doin???

Damn ___ is a helluva drug, In the News, Quotables, SMH (A damn shame...) »

[27 Mar 2009 | One Comment | ]
Because I Got High….

OK What had happened was…
Method Man says he forgot to pay his taxes….because he got high…He also calls himself a “Pothead”

Despite recent reports that the rapper is so broke that his 2008 Lincoln Navigator was repossessed to pay back taxes, Method Man — whose real name is Clifford Smith — insists his cash flow is just fine. In fact, he says, his penchant for marijuana is to blame for the mishap.

When we referenced the famous Afroman song “Because I Got High,” Method Man just laughed.
“Exactly!” he said. “Because I got high, I forgot to pay. It was stupid. I’m an idiot for that.”

SMH

Disses, Exposed, It's a "G" Thing, Lil' Wayne, Not a Good Look, SMH (A damn shame...), Throwback Videos, Videos »

[26 Mar 2009 | No Comment | ]

These are my confessions…
Here’s some old throwback rare footage of Cash Money members Lil’ Wayne, Baby and Mannie Fresh on 106 and Park…During the interview with A.J. and Free, Baby goes on bragging about how much his ‘grill costs’ and Lil’ Wayne profoundly confesses “I’m the only one he kisses in the mouth…”

Check out the video below: